![]() ![]() Strip 197: A Change of Scale Strips 200-299 Strip 192: Everything Sits Better on a Ritz Xykon: Sacrificing minions: is there any problem it CAN'T solve?.Roy: I dream of the day when I will learn to stop asking questions to which I will regret learning the answers.Gortok: Let Gortok answer your question with a question: Who will be the moron after Gortok's white-hot anger crushes your little body into a mangled bloody pulp while Gortok sings a jaunty tune to accompany your unanswered cries for mercy? Strip 132: Kindred Spirits Belkar: Tell me, is being a complete and utter moron a prerequisite for the class, or a side effect of taking a level?.Elan: It's true what they say: "Hard work may pay off in the long run, but laziness always pays off right now!".You, sir, have a serious problem with overreaction. Xykon: Y'know, I've destroyed entire towns, and the most I got from the surviving families were a few snarky comments.Vaarsuvius: Now if you don't mind, I am somewhat preoccupied telling the laws of physics to shut up and sit down.Um, OK, hello sir, how are you today? This is lovely weather- Xykon the Lich: Not me, you moron! Strip 95: Dead Men Tell Tales Strips 100-199 Xykon the Lich: I need you to Speak with Dead.It starts with "s" and ends with "litting their throats." Strip 39: Spontaneous Artistic Expression Once I shuffle off the mortal coil, I'm free to play the field. Eugene Greenhilt: Hey, that deal was very clear: 'Til death do us part. ![]() Roy: "Why did you think we were here?" īelkar: "Well, I figured we'd wander around, kill some sentient creatures because they had green skin and fangs and we don't, and then take their stuff." Strip 13: Plot, Ahoy!. ![]()
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